COMMANDER SHEPARD OH GOD THERE IS GOOD AND BAD THERE DEFINITELY
I WAS PLAYING AS HARRY ENFIELD IN KILLING FLOOR OH GOD
SUPER FUCKED BECAUSE EVERYONE ADAM JENSEN LOVES DIES
The Zerg swarm is my lover for the rest of my life
Oh my God please no ;-;
I AM SO PLEASED
I think all the male Spartans were rendered incapable of sexy times by the augmentation process.
Side effects may include sterility, impotence, and the ability to literally drop kick missiles.
A Geth engineer? I’m in love with a collective of sentient programs in a synthetic mobile platform?
…at least there will always be WiFi…
Nathan Drake, Uncharted
The big fat red one from Angry Birds.
What now? Do I win?