COMMANDER SHEPARD OH GOD THERE IS GOOD AND BAD THERE DEFINITELY
I WAS PLAYING AS HARRY ENFIELD IN KILLING FLOOR OH GOD
SUPER FUCKED BECAUSE EVERYONE ADAM JENSEN LOVES DIES
The Zerg swarm is my lover for the rest of my life
I
Um
Oh my God please no ;-;
MASTER CHIEF
FUCK YES
I AM SO PLEASED
I think all the male Spartans were rendered incapable of sexy times by the augmentation process.
Side effects may include sterility, impotence, and the ability to literally drop kick missiles.
A Geth engineer? I’m in love with a collective of sentient programs in a synthetic mobile platform?
…at least there will always be WiFi…
Nathan Drake, Uncharted
The big fat red one from Angry Birds.
What now? Do I win?
(Source: roxinovak, via thegreatredwords-deactivated201)

