Hey @signalnoise, they sell your organic juices at Pete’s.

Hey @signalnoise, they sell your organic juices at Pete’s.

Forgot to post this DCAF sketch of Groot & Rocket!   Coupla fellers!

Forgot to post this DCAF sketch of Groot & Rocket! Coupla fellers!

Workstation

Workstation

Probably my first favourite Carlin bit. 

And still a favourite now.

zdarsky:

hentai-ass:

HAHAHAH

SMASH THE PATRIARCHY

zdarsky:

hentai-ass:

HAHAHAH

SMASH THE PATRIARCHY

A wise man once said:  Aging well is the best revenge.  You’d never know I am almost 63 years of age.

A wise man once said: Aging well is the best revenge. You’d never know I am almost 63 years of age.

Hideous space creatures are landing on our world.  Again.

Hideous space creatures are landing on our world. Again.

Briefly mistook this for a giant tooth.

Briefly mistook this for a giant tooth.

Stylin’ slug. #leopardprint

Stylin’ slug. #leopardprint

This is the stretch of sidewalk where safety can get fucked.

This is the stretch of sidewalk where safety can get fucked.